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Fucking white people

every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

angelclark:

33 Pictures Taken At The Right Moment 

We are huge fans of perfectly timed photos that capture perfect (and usually funny or unexpected) moments that come and go with a blink of the eye. The internet is abound with images shared by people who have captured images at just the right moment or from just the right perspective, so we wanted to share some more of them with you.


elisabomb:

lookingatthepieces:

twistingdragon:

isshoushikensu:

courageous-link:

zombies-in-my-tea:

middle-earth-superwholockian:

My supervillain name is Fuck you I’m the White Bitch

Behold! The Decision To Give Up.Yes, that is me. 

Excuse me, America, it is I, the Buzzkill

Egads! It’s the Bible Nazi! This could not be further from the truth.

Egads! It’s the Whiny Little Bitch!

Behold! The Decision to Give Up!

The Overwhelming Car Alarm

The Self Righteous Capitalist Leviathan.(Goes well with the url tbh)

elisabomb:

lookingatthepieces:

twistingdragon:

isshoushikensu:

courageous-link:

zombies-in-my-tea:

middle-earth-superwholockian:

My supervillain name is Fuck you I’m the White Bitch

Behold! The Decision To Give Up.

Yes, that is me. 

Excuse me, America, it is I, the Buzzkill

Egads! It’s the Bible Nazi! This could not be further from the truth.

Egads! It’s the Whiny Little Bitch!

Behold! The Decision to Give Up!

The Overwhelming Car Alarm

The Self Righteous Capitalist Leviathan.

(Goes well with the url tbh)


pardonmewhileipanic:

memewhore:

cruelinternet:

Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to please’.

image

this just in

man complains about women complaining

doesn’t get irony

next at 11, women everywhere laugh at text post


lipstickstainedlove:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

a truer text post there has never been


dw:

do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before


I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)


thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit


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